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Jathis' Rambles

It's just what it says
Apr 15 '12

rp-strangelove:

jathis:

rp-strangelove:

jathis:

“To eat like a human being und nicht an animal!” Alfons countered, putting the spoon in his hand.

“He ist not un animal! — Though, Aristotle vould probably zink zhis funny.” He chuckled- reminiscing a bit. Taking the spoon gingerly in his own- he placed it back into the bowl, scoping some of the food awkwardly. “Zhis vohn has not used un spoon since as long as he can remember. “

“Vell it is never too late to start again,” Alfons urged. “How does it taste? Gutt ja?” 

” True. ” The substance was soft and putty like— same texture as eating the remains of a week old brain. Though- this tasted— sweeter. ” It’s… interesting.” It swallowed, with some effort. 

“Maybe ve could try all of my trials to get you to eat normal food again, hm?” he offered with a smile. “Remember? Ve tried cookies once…und celery…und fruit! All kinds of food! I could even fry up some latkes like I do for Pepin!”

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