eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

(via pinkbaron)

Happy Birthday, Harold Clayton Lloyd  (April 20th, 1893 - March 8th, 1971)

"Laughter is the Universal language.  It establishes a common identity among people - regardless of other differences.  It is the sweetest sound in the whole world." - Harold Lloyd

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fyeah-haroldlloyd:

Happy Birthday, Harold Clayton Lloyd  (April 20th, 1893 - March 8th, 1971)

"My humor was never cruel or cynical.  We just took life and poked fun at it.  We made it so it could be understood the world over, without language barriers.  We seem to have conquered the time barrier, as well."

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BDSM PSA

apatientwolf:

Just a reminder, ladies and gentlemen:

  • Submission is something that is given, not something that is taken.
  • Submission is not a permanent state- it is something that you can choose to take away at any time.
  • Safe words mean “No” and “Stop immediately.” They do not mean “Convince me” or “Try to change my mind.”

If you’re a sub and any Dom tries to convince you otherwise: do not trust them and get away from them immediately.

(via tentakrule)

dcu:

worldsfinestonline:

Bruce Wayne (voiced by Kevin Conroy) and Terry McGinnis (voiced by Will Friedle) confront a very familiar foe.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com

I love this so so so much!!!

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madcarnival:

smile little mime

ok so i changed up my kurloz a bit and gave him longer fancy hurr idk :>
and yes its a lazy gif fffff

(via curiouslyhighblood)

You find yourself in a group of people standing next to a cliff.

Suddenly, someone pushes another person, sending them over the edge. Thankfully, the victim is able to hold on to the edge rather than fall to their death, but nobody makes a move to help them or stop the perpetrator. Everyone, including yourself, simply stands there watching.

Angry that they’ve been pushed, angry that nobody is helping them as they struggle not to fall, the victim screams, ‘Is anybody going to fucking help me??’

That gets everyone’s attention. ‘Why are you mad at me?’ one person asks. ‘I didn’t push you.’

'Nobody is going to want to help you with an attitude like that.'

'You're just as bad as him.'

Nobody makes a move to help.

The victim screams in frustration, their fingers slipping. ‘You’ve got to be fucking joking!’ they shout as they lose their grip.

'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' You say as you walk away.

Welcome to the anti-sj/’real justice’ movement.

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the-real-goddamazon:

a-study-in-yellowcar:

A couple makeup sponges, lots of green eyeshadow, and an Emilie Autumn album later…

OMG 
IT’S

IFRIT

FROM

MY

BOOKS

lf;nbgnkdfgs

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rbookbakes:

obvioususername:

potatovodka:

jakesus:

This is sparkle poi! Poi was created in New Zealand by the Maori people. It is the rhythmic spinning of weights on string. Modern versions include glow poi and sparkle poi. Glow poi uses LEDs or glowsticks to create colorful patterns, and sparkle poi uses lit steel wool. As the steel wool burns, parts fly off causing the effect seen above. I would guess a blue filter has been added, as it normally looks like this

it may be steel wool mixed with like copper chloride or something. still pretty cool

Saytr firedancer

I wanna see foxbear do steel wool poi : D

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cisphobicqueer:

sick1y:

IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang 

or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.

(via luxwing)

(via thunderscythe)

“When I learned that the man accused of shooting innocent bystanders Sunday at a Jewish community center and Jewish retirement home in Overland Park, Kan., was a former Klansman named Glenn Miller, I shuddered. Thirty-three years ago, when I was an undergraduate at Duke University, I read a small item in the Raleigh News & Observer that mentioned Miller, then the grand dragon of the Carolina Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Miller, it turns out, ran a paramilitary training camp in rural North Carolina.”

I interviewed the accused Kansas gunman 33 years ago. He was hateful then, too. (via washingtonpost)

At the time, I didn’t think these sorts of things still happened in the United States. I was wrong.”

(via shortformblog)

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drtanner:

Guys, everything about Cravendale is fucking nuts. Everything

Before this, they had the “CATS WITH THUMBS” advert, and then there was “THE COWS WANT IT BACK” before that, but the fucking advertising doesn’t even touch on the wanton insanity that Cravendale stands for.

Because it’s infectious.

I distinctly remember being considerably younger and considerably more drunk, and while I was out with friends we stopped by a 24-hour shop at a garage and bought, for some reason, a bottle of Cravendale milk. 

I don’t know what it was, but the moment we had that bottle of fucking milk in our hands, something possessed us, whatever it was, it escalated more and more until, by the time we’d got to the train station to catch the last train home, we were leaping and stomping around the platform in some kind of bizarre ritualistic dance whilst drunkenly slinging milk at each other and howling “CRAVENDALE! CRAVENDAAALE!!” at the tops of our stupid voices in the middle of the fucking night. 

By the time the train arrived, the milk was all gone - or more precisely, it was all over the train tracks and the platform where we’d been pretending to ejaculate it everywhere, still yelling “CRAVENDALE!!” as we did it - and then we got on the train, sat down, and everything was fine. 

No one ever mentioned it again.

Fuckin’ Cravendale, man.

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via catbountry)

creatureswecreate:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

'it's a fuckin' plant” Oh a plant? you mean those things THAT HELP US LIVE?

It’s a plant that you’re capable of tormenting like…just don’t fuck with it and let it nom bugs.

(Source: wild-guy, via h3artsboxcars)