I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being





advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus




Because the idea of those two introverted and misanthropic Setites running a shady mystical business together is too charming not to write it down

Damian belongs to martym41 (and can’t escape terrible clients even in this incarnation…)


She went silent and hoped for an instant reply, but Ibrahim kept looking at her expectantly, as if she failed to mention something.

What could it be? She gave him her name, her background, and the reason why she never came to any event where the Tremere were likely to appear anymore. He already knew more than any Setite should ever know about you.

'Sir… I just need protection,' she whispered. 'I'm scared.'
‘Your fear is what makes you vulnerable,’ the Setite noted, impassively. ‘But if you insist…’
That confession seemed to be enough for him, strangely, as he took a notebook from his pocket and started making notes.
‘You will be charged for the price of ingredients,’ he continued, ‘as well as the work itself.’
‘Of course,’ she whispered, ‘of course. I have the money, I just want to feel safe… I will pay you anything.’
He didn’t look impressed. ‘Regardless, don’t expect any results sooner than in a week.’
She nodded, nervously.
‘Should I call you?’
‘I would rather that you didn’t,’ he said, sounding irritated. ‘You will receive a package when the amulet is ready, along with an invoice. No further contact is needed.’

She looked around, briefly. The room was silent, and felt strangely empty, almost as if this emptiness was a little artificial, as if something should have been there, but kept evading her eyes. She couldn’t help wondering if that was how the Setite really spent all of his days, in perfect silence and solitude, or if something more sinister lurked behind that facade.
But as long as she got an amulet that would protect her, that wouldn’t matter - neither did what it might require to make one.

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