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Jathis' Rambles

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Jun 19 '13
sassygaytrickstertime: fuckingrecipes: DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?  UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.  NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.  AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.  WHY THREE? VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.  SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.  OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.  NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.  NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE. DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.  thank you karkat

sassygaytrickstertime:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE? 

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT. 

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE. 

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH. 

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS. 

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP. 

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NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY. 

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT. 

thank you karkat

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Jun 19 '13

playing fire emblem awakening to try and calm down

stuck on gender

fuck

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Jun 19 '13

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

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And I really can’t with him

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oh my god

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What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

It’s fucking errol

35,820 notes (via theladyems & whitecourtkellyrhea)Tags: owls

Jun 19 '13

bassoonerthebetter:

Few people who don’t actually have OCD understand anything about it.  They trivialize it, turn it into something cute, all the while not realizing that those of us who do suffer from it would give absolutely anything to not have it.  OCD is a life-ruiner.  It is not something that kicks in or is “your inner OCD”—you feel it every moment of every day, staining everything you do with fear.  Someone who has OCD (not is OCD, we are not our illnesss), may spend hours cleaning their kitchen, not because they like cleanliness, but because they are legitimately terrified that the germs will kill themselves or their family.  They don’t arrange shoes for the fun of it, but because they’ll have an actual breakdown/panic attack if they don’t, because it doesn’t “feel right” or they’re afraid something terrible will happen.  They might be afraid that they are secretly a killer, every day feeling guilt for crimes they didn’t commit.  It is nonsensical and pointless, but it feels completely real and it is horrible.

I don’t know how to get an entire populace to understand that OCD is not a joke disorder, and that it’s completely different from what they think it is.  But I ask you to be part of the battle, to educate and correct people who mock an illness that can take lives.

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Jun 19 '13

I got a call at 8 today saying that I’m taking two kids to their prom

oh fuck

they didn’t give me enough time

i can’t go to a party without at least two weeks notice to prepare

fuck

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Jun 19 '13

royalfeelings:

“He spent his lifetime by my side

He spoke to all of endless wonder

They took my child all in a stride

And he was gone and I was chained”

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667 notes (via zetadar & royalfeelings)Tags: homestuck

Jun 19 '13
ollivander: what you need to know about face characters at disney world

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

6,537 notes (via luxuryairline & ollivander)Tags: Disney

Jun 19 '13

ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.


NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

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Jun 19 '13

laughcentre:

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

this is good and all but holy shit it’s fucking terrifying

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Jun 19 '13
evilguineapiginator: darbesaurus: tittymonsta: cfgirlflying: schoolofcharmmentality: missmeoh: kestrelsansjesses: mariaacristina: Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you! Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away. THIS INFURIATES ME. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. Makes me so mad. I’m about to kill someone One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word. Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

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Jun 19 '13
steveholtvstheuniverse: cerebus92: What happen when Pepper Ann tries to buy a comic book? 1998 More than a decade later and this is still relevant

steveholtvstheuniverse:

cerebus92:

What happen when Pepper Ann tries to buy a comic book?

1998

More than a decade later and this is still relevant

12,343 notes (via karlika & cerebus92)

Jun 19 '13

deermary:

Red tailed black cockatoo females (Calyptorhynchus banksii) of Austrailia

3,352 notes (via theladyems & deermary)Tags: birds

Jun 19 '13

yeoja:

refer to this video if you don’t know how annoying it is to be defined by very small aspects of your culture 

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Jun 18 '13

jaredsasquatch:

I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.

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Jun 18 '13

(Source: sardax.com)

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